الخميس، 3 أبريل 2008





Pride artist


Of the night returned World famous painter ((Picasso)) to the home with a friend and found furniture scattered and incorporation broken, and all indications are that the thieves broke into the house in the absence of the owner, they stole. When custom ((Picasso)) What the loot, it appeared very narrow and anger .. Asked his friend: ((Are they stole something important)). Singer responded: both .. Not steal-Bedding. He returned friend asks in astonishment: ((So why are you angry?!)). Responded ((Picasso)), which may feel proud wounded: upsets that these idiots did not steal anything from Ouhati ..


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Another young writer to the famous French novelist ((Iskandar Dimas)) composed his novel ((Knights three)) and others, and offered to cooperate together in the writing of a historical stories .. In the case answer ((Dimas)) and the irony in Pride: How can collaborate horse and donkey cart to drag one?! Immediately responded Young: This insult Sir How allow yourself to


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When asked English writer ((Agathe Christie)). Why married one of the men? She said: "The bigger because I have become ever more valuable! Consummation of the guests! The American writer ((Mark Twain)) overly comfortable until he was writing and reading exercises which sleep in his bed, and was rarely out of his bedroom! One day a journalist came to see him, and when his wife told him that he said it: ((baby enters)) ..... However, the wife objected, saying: This does not fit ..... Is Stdah stand while you sleep in the bed?! Answered ((Mark Twain)): You have the right, this does not fit ask the maid to prepare him another comfortable!

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